- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

hi

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Yes.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Wy did the chicken?

I dont know, are you a tomato?

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

tea with milk?

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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