I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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That's not what she said.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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