What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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