- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

A white person at Harvard

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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