Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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xavier stop

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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