- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

donald................duck for president

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A ginger was with his friends

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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