A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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