- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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