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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

A women president

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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