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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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