Jews

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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the WNBA

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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