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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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