Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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One time I masturbated by myself

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