knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Nickelback

Why did the man die? He got shot!

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

drake

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Shit!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Today is May 18 2016.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Black people. They are so kind.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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