- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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