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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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my shift key is broken1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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No.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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ginger

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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