- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Why did i write this? I was bored

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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