- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

She said no

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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