- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

The Barackness Monster

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

knock knock Labrinth come in

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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