yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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NAACP

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Your mama's so fat.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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You're tall.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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