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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't see my forehead

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

I share two rooms with my mother.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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