- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

0 + 0 = 0

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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