- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

George Bush.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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