- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Whats better than 24? 25.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

im black

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

bitches be crafty.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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