- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

Please Rape William Wright

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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