- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

I am a n1gger.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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