- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Jerry.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

A cow says moo and explodes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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