Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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