Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

crap!!

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Your mama's so fat.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Women Driving.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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