What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Women.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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