- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

whats a dick a dick

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why? Whats wrong?

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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