What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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PENIS

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Women's rights

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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i dont like chris

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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