What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Your mom.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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NAACP

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