What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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