- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

why is john so fat years of over eating

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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