- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.