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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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