I had sex with my mother in law

matty russel are you on here

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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