- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

There's a car about to hit me.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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