what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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