What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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