Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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knock knock piss off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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