how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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YOU

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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