- Anti Joke

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

rape that shit

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.