Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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