Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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