Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

God wrote this joke.................................

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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