- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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