A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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