Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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knock, knock come in

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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