Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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