- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Your mom is so fat...

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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