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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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