What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Chicken penis.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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