- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Win and Beau have no friends

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

This is not an anti joke.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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