- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

These Jokes suck.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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