- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

lol a man is drowning

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Lets go Yankees

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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