- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey bill!

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

religion.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

spell backwards: taco cat

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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