- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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