An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Toaster

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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weston cage

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Anti Joke

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