No.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Iggy Azalea

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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You.

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obama

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Anti Joke

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