A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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