Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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She said no

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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*you're

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Anti Joke

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