Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Woman Rights

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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