Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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