why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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i like pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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