Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

this is not a joke

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

rebecca is a hard worker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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