- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What number comes after 29? 30.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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