How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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ugh good riddance

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Your time.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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poop

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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