- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

An English man walks into a pub.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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