Your mom.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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This is a joke setup.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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President Donald Trump

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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