A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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