Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

whats 2+2? 4

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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