- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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