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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Get on your knees Ho

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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