what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Two english guys meet at work

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Spotto

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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