A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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black guy graduating high school

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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