A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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This is a joke setup.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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donald................duck for president

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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