rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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A homosexual walks into a church

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Gianni

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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