- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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