my whole life!

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Chicken penis.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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