- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why did the man die? He got shot!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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