What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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