whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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hit the thumbs down button

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the WNBA

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Yeah right loser!

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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try slamming a revolving door

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Hi

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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