- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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