- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

crap!!

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Chicken penis.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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