What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Justin's hair

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

My pet rock died.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

kkk

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Netflix and chill

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

once upon a time there was a boy

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

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