whats chinese noodles

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

child labor

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

womens rights

You have cancer

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Bob dole

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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