why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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The Pope

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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